Tuesday, June 29, 2021

You Cannot Come Back From A Divorce, or Ugly Truths Of Life

 You cannot change the result of bad actions, taken upon impulses, dreams of a better partner or hopes to escape current dissatisfaction. You cannot leave a relationship without hurting or permanently leaving your mark.

Sunday, June 27, 2021

Living On LaLa Land

 I can go uncultured by society, if I give them exactly what they need. I have come to know how socio-economic barriers can come in the way of any noble goal, including our quest to find ever-lasting peace and solace in the arms of another. 

Does this mean I should pick up a Tasbeeh, and become indulgent in prayer as a Muslim Woman? The answer does not always depend on Allah (SWT), once we go past the the 5 Daily Prayers.

I have a lot to say about La La Land, and how the movie shaped me. How all roles fell apart at the seam.



Tuesday, June 22, 2021

Art Is About Nurturing The Other Creative

The Evolution of Ikea In Pop Culture

 One can only find out answers if they they go full Tyler.  Just, minus the 12-Steps and Sobering Remarks. 

Have you explored Ikea Lately? What it's nuances and descriptions can do for your Head and Heart? The oh-so-precious sobering breaths that we all ache for. The ones our inner selves cannot have all the time. It's the one's I despise the most. So in I go, running rampant through the Isles of Ikea, like they are the pinnacle of my organizational pleasure. 

Books I Want To Read As A Feminist:

 1. Being A Woman - Toni Grant 

2. The Mermaid And The Minotaur - Dorothy Dinnerstein

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Monday, June 21, 2021

Shayad Yeh Bhi Hades Thi. Khuda Pak Janay.

How To Protect Your Heart As A Muslim

 1. Lose The Extra Weight:


Spiritual Fasts: These Fasts Help Add Immense Feelings

 We all know the type; Perfectionists. Isn't it beautiful how we can all come back to ourselves. Like an Artist. We know ourselves as Easel with expiry date. Yet, we fail to sustain ourselves in that image. We become stuck on the past, including mistakes we have made. 

Thankfully, one way I found out of a burden of guilty feelings was to start honouring and making room for new feelings. Better feelings with more weight and mileage. Ones that could sustain me in lonely hours of the night, where nothing would comprise for the hunger inside of me. To feel and love like a child. A little Baby with a bundle of love, care and warmth. So I cling to Spiritual Fasting, as a way to nourish my Rooh, into seeing the Glorious Promises, and how they are built on the hard work of today. 

Spiritual Fasts: These Fasts Involve The Permission Of Allah (SWT)

More DIY Tips:

 

1. For All You Fellow Dancers: Make Dancing  Socks out of the sleeves of your old sweaters. 


2.  You can make your own body chain out of old necklaces. 

3. Stick to Dollar Value Socks. Better yet, Stitch/Sew Your own socks of previously used lace. This way you avoid buying those costly DIY Arts & Crafts Kits which usually end up costing a fortune. 

4.  Make your own Deodorant.

5. Tie-Dye Previous Socks to make them into an Accessory.

6. You only need one dress with a thigh-high split. Trust me Sweetie, I learned the hard way. These men are not worth impressing in expensive ways. Ugh, even though you might love Eryka Jane so much for helping you become a luxury indulgent bonafide con-woman. Or, even if you are facing hard-coming, unstoppable whimsies of your torturous adulthood right in the middle of acting lessons, there's only so much money you can spend on a dress.

7. Use your old scarves as t-shirts, rather than spending $15 on a single t. 




Courting Like You Mean It: My Adventures As A Machiavelli

How To Feel Enough

 Live In Every City, from London To Rome: 


1. L.A: Eat like your Bikini Bod is always on the line. Because it is. 

2. New York, N.Y: Watch Saturday Night Live Every Night. 

3. Chicago: Bicycle right past the bridges you will burn on your way to success. 

4. Tokyo: Isn't that the same as Japan? [Cue *Tokyo Drift Fast and The Furious Remix blaring over the speakers]

5. ?

Friday, June 18, 2021

RedKen: A Thundra of Colour

 I am like a Barbie. Except I am also Ken. 

 




Hydration Woes: My Skin Is The Biggest Organ In My Body. And Yours too!!

 Hence, I use the following pre-cautions to cast off aging woes:- haunting the echoes of my bones as a Feminist 21st Century Rebel. 

1. Wearing Non- Comedogenic Babe 

2. Antibacterial 2.5% Benzoyl Peroxide Lotion for your face. 

3. Not Popping Zits. 

4. Deep Cleansing My Pores Everyday. 

5. Always using a Humidifier. 

6. Wiping the phone with alcohol pads so as to remove dirt/possibility of cross-contamination. 

7. Using Unscented Soap 

8. Including Alpha Hydroxy Acid in Beauty Treatments. 

9. Elizabeth Arden Mattee Moisture Lotion + EA Oil-Control Refining Cleanser



How To Deliver An Amazing Customer Service Experience:

  This one is a biggie. For all us retail junkies alike. 

We all fantasise for the day we get to run retail. Many tips but a few to start: 

1. Make The Buying Experience More Streamlined. 

2. Be Even Nice than You Think You Should Be. 

3. Value Customer Loyalty Discreetly.

4. Perfect The Call Of The Register. Cha-ching! Cha-ching! Cha-ching!

Customer Service Is The New Marketing. Even for the Haters around the Retail Blocks

 

This Is Death Of A Salesman

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